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Watching a movie

Watching a movie is when one or more people watch a film
Me and my brother are going to be watching a movie.
by Crack feen July 5, 2022
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I don’t watch movies

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
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Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
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watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.
Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR
by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018
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watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.
Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!
by Florisgrad June 26, 2025
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Watching a Marvel movie

Act of watching your wife get fucked like your watching a Marvel movie
Dude, I’m watching a Marvel movie tonight!
by Tipsytopper October 3, 2025
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no one is old enough to watch this movie

An expression that may literally mean like that in K-12 school campuses. However, in wider society, this expression is a mere metaphore used by movie reviews to describe how inappropriate a particular movie is to watch, hence not something that the movie reviewer particularly recommends.
Being a movie reviewer myself, my favorite actor is Kid Cudi from his movies "Jexi" (2019) and "Trap" (2024). BTW, the latest superhero movie "Deadpool & Wolverine" (2024) contains too much inappropriate contents (violence, coarse language) that no one is old enough to watch this movie. Therefore, this third sequel of Deadpool is not something my Kid should watch.
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
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