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American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
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Junkie war paint

When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.
Check out that bum… he’s looking like a skid row Apache with that “junkie war paint” on his face.
by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022
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Indian War Paint

When you pull a girls tampon out and slap it across her face.
Bro, Jalen I met up with this girl, and she let me give her an indian war paint
by Kinky cheezit December 19, 2022
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War Painting

The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.
DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!
by Bloodhound34 November 23, 2006
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The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 2, 2018
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Warpainting

The act of having menstrual blood smeared across ones face
"I was licking my girl out, and she started warpainting me"
by summer6 March 9, 2009
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