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Irish War Helmet

A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.
Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master
by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009
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German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.
Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.
by crustacean July 17, 2009
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Trojan War Helmut

the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party
Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.
by reginaandray December 14, 2008
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Trojan Warhelmet

Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.
I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.
by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006
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roman warhelmet

this is a sexual position where the man droops his balls in the eye sockets and your penis lays over her nose just like a roman warhelmet.
when me and my lady were havin sex i decided to try the roman warhelmet. she loved it
by chocko tacko May 7, 2011
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