wankity

Something to describe the art of wanking.

Jack had a wank wank wankity wank.

by AILF January 5, 2008

wankity

Self-indulgent or self-serving.

The professor's fifteen minute description of his thesis was wankity and useless.

by MrPy November 18, 2012

Wankwit

What you call someone who tells you to "chillax".

Person 1: Hey dude, you just chillax okay?

Person 2: Sure thing, wankwit.

by vincent4108 March 8, 2009

wanklet

a watch worn around your ankle as an anklet

hey check out my new wanklet

by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006

wanklettefest

a festival of wanklettes, a group wankfest of several wanklettes

"What a bunch of pansies that lot are, did you hear them talking? A certifiable wanklettefest that was!"

by William King II October 11, 2008

wankalitus

a common disease which many people both male and femal can have.

If you have wankalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are.... even if you are in a public place like at the back of a classroom in a boring philosophy lesson. Men that have wankalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet

by Jordan Mowat September 10, 2005

wanklette

A group of people on an Internet forum who keep trying to be cleverer than each other.
Generally found where one-up-man-ship is going on a lot of the time.

William King and Jet Gorgon were both part of the wanklette.
They just couldn't stop trying to better each other all the time.

by Quirrel Master of the Universe October 7, 2008