A unit of measurement, eg, "an area the size of Wales". Interchangeable with other units like the Rhode Island, the Greenland and the Texas. Most commonly used in news broadcasts and radio shows. 'The Wales' is not to be confused with the country Wales (part of the UK), with which it has nothing in common.
by James William June 09, 2005
Wales. A small chunk of land unfortunately still attached to England. Populated by inbred, narrow-minded mutants who are obsessed with Rugby. They have been closed off from the rest of civilisation since the big bang, and therefore sadly, will always be the mad, isolated, eccentric dimwits that they are. They are blessed with one of the most annoyingly cringeworthy accents in the world which makes them sound like 6yr olds on helium. If visiting take plenty of water-proof clothing as you will be drenched in saliva whenever they open their silly little mouths. Their culture is suffocating and will be forced in your face at every turn. Anti-English to the highest degree. Wales a place of dribbling psychopaths where everyone looks the same, talks the same and acts the same. Clones with a capital C. Stay well clear!
Blodwyn: Hey Daffyd boyo! Look at that English twat over there, I'll knock his teeth out, you can poke him in the eyes.
Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.
Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.
Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.
Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.
by Spiffing ol boy July 31, 2006
also known as a big fat curly headed fuck, usually has a girl's name. Has man boobs with small nipples and goes for the dirtiest of the dirt when it comes to picking females. One of the dustiest characters in the leauge by far. Has zero wheels and is usually seen on the sidelines at the bar scene.
by gonger4life March 14, 2009
A country that contains too much anti English, racist sentiment. especially when the English don't care but for laughing at the accent (which we also do to every other country on Earth)
Welshman: "Fucking English wanker!"
Englishman: "Do I look offended? Try evolving for a few millennia. And try not to slag me off outside of Wales, that's how come Welsh exiles get the shit kicked out of them."
Englishman: "Do I look offended? Try evolving for a few millennia. And try not to slag me off outside of Wales, that's how come Welsh exiles get the shit kicked out of them."
by Sickman May 06, 2006
A pathetic Country of non-importance. Quite a few inbred ginger people live here. Will always live in England's shadow.
Person 1 - Where did you go this summer?
Person 2 - I went to Wales.
Person 1 - Where the fuck's Wales? In England somewhere ain't it?
Person 2 - I went to Wales.
Person 1 - Where the fuck's Wales? In England somewhere ain't it?
by CharlieZ October 23, 2007
Wales: A tumour on the side of England which is made up of 100% coal mine and the population calls themselves "Welsh" even though they are obviously English
"Wales" is a coal mine
by PersonWhoDoesntLikeWales December 24, 2019
by georgeburtonthecurtainh October 26, 2011