Jewish Woodchipper

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.

Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro

by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020

Woodchipped

1. adj. To have your heart stolen or captured by a woodchip (a really hot guy)
2. v. To have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl's heart)

Example 1:
Abby was totally woodchipped by Adam

Example 2:
Adam totally woodchipped Abby

by YoAnnaBanana5 February 28, 2010

woodchipped

The description of a state of mind that is beyond high. More extreme variation on the term "chopped".

That 6-gram blunt got me woodchipped for hours

by hallucinog3n September 29, 2009

russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise

Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.

by PMDelicious July 23, 2009

woodchipper

Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.

Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.

by Woody Pase December 1, 2007

woodchipper

the act of ramming your wood into a vomiting female's anus, while simultaneously mimicking the "vrrrr" sound of a woodchipper every time you thrust into the anus; the inward thrusting should be synchronous with the vomiting

a girl in a skirt decided to yack through the window of my best friend's car, so i snuck up behind her and started the woodchipper.

by biganson November 21, 2004

Woodchipped

The act of bending your girlfriend over in front of a woodchipper, with her head inside the opening, not all the way though, while having anal sex with her. Then have a fan blow her long hair in to the woodchipper, so it catches on to the gears and starts ripping her scalp off and the woodchipper blades slowly but surely start chipping away at the layers of her newly exposed skull bone.

Sometimes you can pull her out and smash her exposed skull in with a hammer and skullfuck her so your dick keeps thrusting in to her brain.

boyfriend: wanna get woodchipped?!
girlfriend: fuck yeah!
*boyfriend performs the woodwchipped*
Boyfriend: HAHAHA! I'm fucking a bonehead.

by xxxxcx June 28, 2010