Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

Whoopee Cushioned

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

by xLordRevan August 05, 2011

chocolate whoopee-cushion

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.

"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"

by Rs86 February 02, 2010

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

Spokane Whoopee Cushion

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”

Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.

by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher March 22, 2018