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What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.
by Fruitfly April 13, 2014
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What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.
After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"
by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010
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what the fwuh

When you are confused or surprised by something and you have nothing else to say
So you're telling me you haven't watched Sanders Sides.. what the fwuh?
by Just a lonly fander March 4, 2020
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What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz
bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?
by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009
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What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.
by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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what the figo

"what the fuck is going on."
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.
calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."
by LINJAMIN March 5, 2009
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bitch what the fuck

A phrase from a popular vine used to show extreme confusion, disgust, or anger.
*sees boy walk into class with crocs*
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
by BITCHWHATHEFUCK June 21, 2016
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