Wario

The best guy in the world, he works out unlike Mario and is very cool unlike Mario, and he has a fat ass.

Holy shit its Wario!!!!!!!

by The Real Wario December 28, 2023

wario

someone who is unexplainably greedy

(not to be confused with or connected to the nintendo character in any way)

Dude! That's my pizza! Stop being such a wario!

by nardawg101 December 30, 2023

Wario Ware

A highly addictive video game which allows players to waste their lives away three seconds at a time.

Crazy Fool - Man Wario Ware Sucks.

Wario - *Farts on Crazy Fool*

Me - I'ma gonna win!

by The Jamus May 24, 2004

Wario Steam

Ripping the mightiest of Ass

MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!

by CrackSmokerSixtyNine April 10, 2022

Wario pill

Take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is. (Ingest 303.8mg of MDMA)

Me: Will you take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is or will you take the Mario pill instead?
Random guy: The Wario pill.

by Realistic500 February 24, 2021

Wario Time

The most wonderful time.

IT'S WARIO TIME!

by Dann Woolf July 11, 2009

Wario Butfrick

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA waAAAAAAAAAAAAA wwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cums*

I heard a Wario Butfrick yesterday at aunt beckeys house.

by Wario but wetter January 11, 2022