Shit wager

where one guy bets another guy that he can't shit in the middle of the street and get away with it.

Man1: I bet you three hundred dollars you can't go out in the middle of that cross walk pull down your pants and shit and get away with it.
Man2:Okay your on.
And 6that is an example of a shit wager.

by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009

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Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

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Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007

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Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007

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Wager me random

When a comp 2k player asks a bum(aka random) to play a series either bo3, bo5 or bo7 for real money. Whoever wins gets the money that both teams put in the pot.

Stop taking trash if you're not gonna "wager me random."
You're free "wager me random" I need some money to feed my kids.

by RipPercs September 2, 2021

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