Vin diesel

The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.
Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
by Girl Critic April 14, 2005
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A legend in his own mind...
by cmdrmonkey September 05, 2003
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Vin diesel

Sexy and Gorgeous stud who can kick the above persons ass.
by vins chicklette September 02, 2003
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Vin diesel

One who's head looks like a grapefruit, with a slightly smaller grapefruit for a nose.
Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.

Dude, there's a vin diesel here, we should leave
by scott douglas December 05, 2003
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a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack
The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!
by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003
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The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
by MassIndulgence November 02, 2022
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Vin diesel

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.
Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.
by C++ August 16, 2005
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