Vin Diesel

A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)

"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"

"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"

by JuliaSmooty January 9, 2006

Vin Diesel

Inexplicably shit actor.

I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!

by Ross the Omnipotent December 28, 2005

Vin diesel

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

by C++ September 13, 2005

vin diesel

One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.

by fearme February 10, 2010

Vin Diesel

A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.

Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?

by jayrock888 April 17, 2019

vin diesel

A retarted monkey; usually with more than one tribal tattoo

man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?"
woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"

by weezy daniels December 5, 2007

Vin diesel

Family

A guy who says family two much
I'm vin Diesel and it's all about family

by Bob bob cock July 3, 2021