Vet Man

(1) Jeff Goven's comic superhero. Military war vet. Purple Chevette driving veterinarian by day. VFW member. Crimefighter by night (and on the weekends). When fighting crime, he drives a black, bullet-proof, Vette-bodied March WaterCar, with a reflective yellow V stripe on the hood.

(2) Slang: refers to any person with exceptional "Vetness".

My $8 hamster had a broken leg. Dr. Doolittle fixed him up for $7. Vet Man!

by The Pen Master May 31, 2006

vet tech

the person who does ALL the work in a veterinary office. Someone who takes care and knows more than the vet, yet gets paid $9/hr

That vet tech is awesom

by Therealvettech September 4, 2009

Vet-Trafficking

A practice utilized by dubious organizations to raise massive amounts of money. Generally, they will use veterans, many times wounded combat veterans, to help raise funds for veteran-focused initiatives that have high social value. Unfortunately it seems, a larger portion of the funding will go to pay organizational salaries, marketing, and other expenses not directly benefiting anyone but the organizers and their business associates. This practice makes it more more difficult to raise funds for the organizations that spend a higher percentage of their monies on actual programs and services that directly benefit veterans in need.

I talked to Sergeant Henderson and he said the organization he had been helping was a front for a vet-trafficking operation. On several weekend fundraising events, he witnessed drunken partying every night and money being spent on expensive hotel rooms and rental vehicles. He said he even overheard one of the inebriated organizational managers bragging about his 6-digit salary.

by MisterTruth July 3, 2018

vet's tan

When your arms are tanned up until where you t-shirt sleeve would start but the rest of your torso is still pale. Named after the phenomenon of agricultural vets sticking there arm up inside animals... Think about it.

I was working outside all summer but couldn't take my shirt off, so I've totally got a vet's tan right now.

by diamondabsolute November 24, 2010

vet nurse

Someone who probably likes animals, enjoys their company and wants to protect them from stupidity, and if they don't already seriously dislike humans will learn very swiftly to do so. They have no fear of poo, wee, pus, flying dogs' nuts or serious maulings. They generally avoid aspiring to veterinarianship because they realise that it mainly involves desexing things, killing things, curing things that shouldn't be cured, trying to artificially rectify genetic problems that never would have occured but for man's arrogance, and peddling worm tablets; most of it is for the owner and the pharmaceutical companies, but not the pet. Fifi is old and wants to die now. Stop force-feeding her and sticking I.V.'s in her, you selfish human cunt. You obviously have serious issues with your own mortality. Fuck off and think about it while I go hang in the comparative sanity of the kennel room with the dogs and cats.

The vet nurse trotted obediently but sadly out to the freezer with a giant infected akita uterus, a dead dobermann and a flyblown guinea-pig.

by The Hideous Damsel January 3, 2006

Vet Villy

When a woman gets fingered and that finger is inserted into her own ear.

If you don't stop, I'll give you a Vet Villy

by Aj/Tj June 13, 2020

Vet and Vet

a technique used by russian gulag prisoners to disguise themselves when larger prisoners came for sexual release

also see drop the soap

Quickly!Vet and Vet or else Mikhael will get you!

by Whatsup1998 December 24, 2009