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vatican missionary

It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.
Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"
by SaratheWinner September 14, 2017
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Vatican Roulette

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.
Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.
by DrCyclops November 19, 2007
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Vartika

The most loving person you'll ever meet. Resilient, strong, powerful, soft, gorgeous, idiot all in the right proportions. Might be a bit overthinker. Makes you feel special. Cuddly like a teddy.

Scared easily, even by dogs. Sleeps a lot. But she cute as hell. You could feel safe and vulnerable both with her. She makes you open up and she opens up to you. Changes you for a better you. Trustworthy person. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing you can ever see. She looks into your eyes and stares down your soul.

Don't you ever let her go.
I'll find me a Vartika to love.
by idiot_lolu November 14, 2022
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Vatican Pipe Cleaner

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.
Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
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il vaticano

a chess move in which two bishops of the same color on the same rank or file with two spaces in between them occupied by pieces can swap places and remove the pieces between them.

this was invented by the subreddit r/anarchychess.
OH NO!!! Hans Niemann used Il Vaticano against Magnus Carlsen practically winning the game.
by w1kee December 28, 2022
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High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.
"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."
by mjgriffin August 23, 2011
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vamika

A most valiant creature that protects the skies of Valhalla with sheer intellectual prowess. This subset of Valkyrie does have a fatal flaw, however, arising from the tremendous knowledge that they have access to. An obfuscating and precarious argumentative streak looms around their generally sprightly aura, resulting in strong disagreements with the other divine entities.
"Did you see that new girl? She's so smart!"

"Oh yeah! But don't argue with her in class... She's a real Vamika"
by GeneratorOfNames May 10, 2018
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