valley girl

a song by frank zappa on the cd "Strictly Commercial"

down Ventura, there she goes
she just wants some bitchin' clothes
tosses her head and flips her hair
she's got a whole lot of nothing in there

by the orange friend July 26, 2003

valley girl

an attractive girl who is prep, wears designer clothes like abercrombie, hollister,etc. (i do too but they over do it)
they act all cute and innocent on there myspaces and in front of adults, but they really want to get laid. they are sometimes really nice sometimes. and sometimes u are their shitting hole. there not too bright and wear high skirts. their vocabulary consists of "OMG" or "radical". when they fall, they ask their nearest friend, to help them up, beacause they say they are too lazy. They mainly inhabit beachy areas, like Alabama, Florida, Texas, California etc. Sometimes they love the peace symbol, and its on they myspaces, home work, binders, notes, yadayadayada.

Jordan: Hey Randy! Come over here i want to talk to you!

Randy: What!?

Jordan: Can you do me tonight, i don't have anything to do. Oh, and do you like my new outfit?

Randy: *nods yes*


Jordan: Radical! See ya tonight! *walks off and falls* Oh Brooklyn! Can you pleeeease help me up?

Brooklyn: OMG Jordan! Your peace sign! It fell out of your binder.


Jordan: Noooooo! are you kidding me???!?!?!

Brooklyn: Ya, im just jk'ing you but can you find me someone to lay tonight?



such a valley girl

by Jbown August 3, 2008

Valley Girl

The girls in high schools who are "popular" and think less of everyone else who is not in their circle of friends.They usually pick on and bully and alternative or non-conformists.eg.goths,emos.Everyone hates them but they think everyone likes them.

person.1-see those girls?
person.2-yeah..
person.1-i hate those Valley Girls
person.2-dosent everyone

by XXrazor_blades_slipXX April 8, 2007

Midwestern Valley Girl

An extremely rare and healthy, fashionable, resilient, empathic agriculturer from the Midwest United States. They have powerful voices, love animals, music, art and serenity. A combination of Amy Winehouse and Cher Horowitz, they are impossible to find.

I saw this super hot babe singing karaoke at the club last night, her voice stole my soul. I tried to talk to her but she went away.

She was probably a Midwestern Valley Girl dude, you might never see her again...

by GoodSoup March 19, 2021

ghetto valley girl

a valley girl who strives to be ghetto but speaks ebonics with a valley girl accent, usually a coward and never ready to throw down when the goin gets tuff. But they will put on a show as if they are from the streets.

"she acts like she is hard but she's just a ghetto valley girl from the suburbs"

by but_ta December 15, 2009

The Valley Girl

When you gag a girl with a spoon, then proceed to eat their sick with said spoon.

Guy 1: “Bro, I am so hungry right now!”
Guy 2: “I know dude, I’d like to give her The Valley Girl right now.”
Guy 1: “That’s bussin’”

by Trav n Chan October 20, 2021

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)

A girl that will manipulate you, make it seem like she has a lot of money. Nasty, sleeps around, steals, lies, takes advantage of men that like her. All around bad news. Talks not with a mexican accent, but a singing tone.

She's hot, where is she from? Oh shit she's a Valley Girl bitch is easy, just buy her a drink or something!

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)

by poopbreath May 11, 2010