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carlos valencia

1. A Man cursed with bad luck
2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.

Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
1. "How come everytime the Bills get to the Super Bowl they pull a Carlos Valencia?"

2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!

3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
by Joseph Zimmerman September 6, 2008
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Valencia High School

A School full of Preps and snobs who think their "you know what don't stink" and cause all the drama of the santa clarita valley. But most people there are pretty laid back until you mess with their friends.
Boy: What School do you go to?
Girl: Valencia High School
Boy: So..what kind of car do you have?
Girl: Oh, just a ferarri...
Boy: (faints.)
by pubin October 18, 2008
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Valencard

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.
by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017
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Valenciaga

Someone to flexes as much as possible and who’s ego is as high as the Eiffel Tower. They also have atleast 29.5 personalities and mosh EVERYDAY.
Yo is that VALENCIAGA? He moshin so hard his tattoos finna fall off
by VALENCIAGA November 1, 2018
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Valencia High School

Home to the hottest girls of the Santa Clarita Valley. These girls are the ones you find at "The Tables" most of them are slutty and will give you what you want. If you are not an "It" kid at this school stay far away from the "pretties". Not only do these girls look as hott as fuck, they have great personalities ( to the people they like) and they dress like they are in a designer fashion show everyday. There is one girl in each class who is basically a godess these are the most popular and hottest. If your not one of them, you wish you were, these are the girls that run the show.
guy one: hey didn't i see you in The Sports Illustrated catalogue?
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton
by govikings April 15, 2009
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Valenrosarioo

Valen Rosario is an icon for the city of Berisso. He is well known for being cute and the envy of all. When they see him on the street, people tend to take pictures of him because (obviously) they are in front of an icon. He's very good to everyone except "The Indie Kids" who hate him out of envy. He has done more for the community of Berisso than Seven Sacos.
Valenrosarioo has a really big dick!
by Berisso Ghost October 22, 2020
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valentona

Valentona is a nick-name they put me (an Valentina) when I was in 6th grade they end up using it during whole collage. This nick name mean so much to me because in my class every body use to have a nick name an when I camed in 6th grade I was the only one without nick name so when they put me this nick name I felt that I was part of the group so valentona means that you could fit in any crowd by being yourself if they call you valentona you are a pretty lucky person. And something funny in Spanish a lot I mean A LOT of words time with Valentona😌 I you wana find me ask for valentona. (ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴇsᴛᴇʙᴀɴɴᴀɴᴏ)
Valentona culona pijona 😌😌
by Valentona December 13, 2021
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