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Vanoss ADHD

When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.

Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:

Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):

The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.

Nogla: Hey, little guy.

Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!

Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!

Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?

Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!

Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2022
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Matthew Vanotti

Matthew Vanotti is funny, sweet, a loyal boyfriend and overall a great guy 🥰💘
I love Matthew Vanotti
by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019
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Mr. Vanoss

A person in a group (always the de facto leader) who helps the other members to gain fame. Without them, the other members would have gotten nowhere.

Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.

In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
"Oh, Mr. Vanoss, you taste so good!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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vanoose

Another term for a womens genitals.
Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Alyssa.?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: She has a vanoose that could fit earth in it.
Guy2: What the hell is a vanoose?
Guy1: Womans genitals!
Guy2: Oh, ahahahahahah. Damn it's huge.
by T-dub17 June 29, 2008
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Vano

Vano is usually a teenage boy that is hella cute and handsome. Most Vano’s are smart. Most of the Vano’s are Armenian. The cutest type of Vano’s are king borne hair, brown eyes and they play basketball.
Friend #1:’Look at that cute guy’

Friend #2:’I think he is a Vano’
by Your cute April 21, 2021
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Vonore

The cutest little town you'll ever come across. Totally adorable. Seems to be full of rednecks but isn't. One main road. Kinda reminds you of the movie Cars because it's so small. Can be found 35 miles south or so fro Knoxville, Tn. The greatest place I have ever been.
What was that awesome town called that we passed through?' 'Oh, that was Vonore. It's amazing.
by cassiekillgore December 21, 2010
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VANOS

BMW equivalent of Honda's VTEC.
BMW has VANOS and Honda has VTEC.
by kkamakasi November 8, 2007
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