vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.

by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005

vastcast

Most retarded kid. Once doxxed someone over an Albanian angry bird. Popular somehow on youtube

Someone: *Posts albanian angry bird on eletric box in terzin"
Vastcast: "Want your full name too?"

by Stressed But Blessed(Bojaxhiu) March 28, 2022

vast error

an mspfa .loaded with the funny gay trolls

“have you read Vast Error yet?”

by meulinleijon December 26, 2022

vastly

To a very great extent ;immensely

“Business practices differ vastly from country to country “

by Ariane Ha August 26, 2019

vasting

Where you eat as much as you can, all day long. Opposite of fasting.

dude 1: I'm trying to gain weight man.
dude 2: me too, we should start vasting.

by mc_heindel June 16, 2011

vassy

The mix of being a vagina and pussy simultaneously, just able to be said in public inconspicuously.

A combination of vagina and pussy.

Cory plays tennis, hence he is a vassy.

Brian did not want to fuck this girl tonight, his vassy must have been hurting.

Ryan has a stomach ache; he is a huge vassy.

by JeremyG92 August 29, 2009

Varty

A "Varty" refers to a person who's life revolves around immature antics and pranks but is a common find at any party. A quick thinking prankster who is never out of sexual innuendos and has no shame. Usually under the influence of alcohol and is suprisingly efficent at hitting on the opposite sex.

Often accompanied by a "Nikki"

Where did all the beer go? and what smells like poo?
Oh hell, Varty must be nearby

by CerealKiller898989 December 10, 2009