vaseline burrito

The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.

"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"

by Good Good October 7, 2005

Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019

vaseline groove

1. les claypool's character's fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency

"i'm lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein' vaseline groove record comin out this month!"

by original prankster January 28, 2009

Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

vaseline boy

member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see also jason montes.

Nobody likes a vaseline boy.

by puyallup October 8, 2003