A Central Florida Community College to the finest losers of Orlando.. most student are on the 5 year plan at this school.
by Jackie Smiley February 24, 2009
Get the Valencia Community College [VCC] mug.Holy fucking shit the boys bathroom is terrible and I love it. Cracka they got no fucking soap dispensers and half the locks are broken. Even the urinals are shit cause you gonna get ass fucked. If you gotta take a shit then good luck self cleaning the toilet because the piss is everywhere, almost as if they did it intentionally. Penis butt penis penis butt big penis dick nuts and butt penis.
Cracka: Bruh you go to Valencia High School?
Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.
Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.
by Katiehill60cents October 14, 2019
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Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
Get the Valencia Omelette mug.An extremely racist football/soccer club from the city of Valencia, Spain. Man, i can't stand these racist scumbags.
by IDontCareBro March 11, 2024
Get the Valencia Club de Fútbol mug.Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.
by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018
Get the Christian Valencia mug.Fan 1: "Golly, we're in a pinch! Who's this fresh faced kid up to bat... Danny Valencia?"
Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"
*walk-off RBI single*
Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"
Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"
*walk-off RBI single*
Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"
by hennepininin September 2, 2010
Get the Danny Valencia mug.1. A Man cursed with bad luck
2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.
Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.
Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
1. "How come everytime the Bills get to the Super Bowl they pull a Carlos Valencia?"
2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!
3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!
3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
by Joseph Zimmerman September 6, 2008
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