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unemployment 

The #1 job for the Lazies in urban america. The job requirements are to be able to sit at home on your ass, smoke crack, and eat government cheese while waiting for your check
Sorry Tyrone I can't go to the bar, my unemployment check has not arrived

My drunk uncle thinks unemployment is the best job he has ever had

I'm going to have to wait for the bus in the niggaquarium so I can get to the unemployment office
unemployment by princesstartar February 5, 2013

unemployment weight

The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.
Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.
unemployment weight by Shotguys September 13, 2010

Unemployment 

Unemployed with benefits is not true stability, so most people wouldn't choose it over having a steady job for an extended time.
Most people dont think of unemployment as a good thing.
Unemployment by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Unemployment 

Unemployment isnt a comfortable life, even for people who get benefits. Theres something essential about having a steady job, theres a reason most people would rather work than be unemployed with benefits for an extended time, and many would rather go to work than work from home. Having a job gives a lot of people a sense of being a part of something outside their family, or what's at home, it's not something that can be replaced. Most of the people who are unemployed and getting benefits aren't living that way because it's what they wanted to do since they were kids, they live that way because the business they worked for shut down.
He/she wouldn't choose unemployment as a way of life, but it was his/her current circumstances.
Unemployment by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Unemployment 

There's more people angered by the job loss and threats of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared by the thought of losing everything. These weren't people that lost their jobs over performance or attendance at work, they lost their jobs for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.
Unemployment isn't scary, all the effort people put towards their jobs gets turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down. The people who want everything shut down are as much the problem as everybody else.
Unemployment by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Unemployment 

There's more people angered by the job loss and threat of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared of the thought of losing everything. These are people that lost their jobs not over performance or attendance, but for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.
Unemployment isn't scary, neither is losing everything. It's all the effort people put towards working and saving being turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down.
Unemployment by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Unemployment 

Unemployment is defined as a situation or state by which a person or group of people who are capable, willing & able to work is not been provided with a suitable job.
Unemployment leads to crime
Unemployment by Bragado December 10, 2021