Ukrainian bitch slap

A melee attack of the native Ukrainian

Have you ever seen a Ukrainian bitch slap? Very few people survive

by conlyn August 31, 2007

Ukrainian Fire-Hose

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013

ukrainian fist bump

A shot of vodka and a key bump of cocaine

We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!

by DaddyScrapes27 May 31, 2018

ukrainian seesaw

A double penetration sex position where two men are stationary and a woman rocks back and forth between them.

My friend and I ran the Ukrainian seesaw on that girl.

by B3@r July 26, 2014

Ukrainian Wheel

A more proper term for Canadian Tire, as most Ukrainians can decorate an entire house with stuff from Canadian Tire.

Let’s go get some new clothes at Ukrainian Wheel. I am buying!

by mjgw April 8, 2020

ukrainian meatgrind

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.

Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

Ukrainian knuckle duster

A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.

Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018