Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

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However...he's such a Tylenol

by Jaxie666 May 9, 2021

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Tylenol moment

A decision (such as recalling, a dangerous batch) that saves a brand or product from being disliked or discontinued. Originally refers to the 1982 Chicago Tylenol murders where cyanide was slipped into Tylenol bottles. Johnson & Johnson halted production and quickly, recalled all bottles. The move is likely what saved the Tylenol brand from this incident.

This is a Tylenol moment we have to recall.

by Threader8 February 15, 2025

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Tylenol baby

Someone who is on the spectrum. One that is special needs.

He shouldn't be fucking that Tylenol baby he's gonna lose his job

by toilet breaker August 27, 2023

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Tylenolism

A internet joke of Tylenol causing autism.

Ugh.. I feel so weird after taking that Tylenol, hopefully I don't get Tylenolism.

by ShallowWaters September 25, 2025

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Tylenol American

“Tylenol American” is slang term for an American individual with autism in regards to recent research connecting the consumption of Tylenol (acetaminophen) with increased risks for autism.

Pippa is a prime example of a proud Tylenol American.

by ya_homeboy_prophet October 4, 2025

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