Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
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Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8
Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey
by Onyx1205 September 26, 2016
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The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021
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