twitterpainted

A sexual and joyous emotional feeling of companionship for another that typically induces frequent distractions from daly life caused by day dreaming, ultimately causing love and an intense desire for a long loving relationship.

Jane was feeling twitterpainted as was John about enjoying their first date together connecting the day before.

by sales pitch fisher April 13, 2015

Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.

Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*

by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008

twitterpated

To be in absolute aww over something improtant such as a girl. Head over heels in love with that one person and loveing every single moment of it. or to care greatly for one person that you perhapes like.

the girl is so twitterpated when the boy suprised her with flowers.

by lilopie4ya May 21, 2006

Twitterpated

Becoming constipated after using Twitter for long durations of time, or too often.

Bob: "I spent fifteen hours on Twitter, and now I feel really constipated."
Joe: "Dude, you're Twitterpated!

by Andremeria September 9, 2014

Twitterpatter

(v) when you are with that special someone and words or actions occur to make your heart skip a beat.

A: "you have the most beautiful eyes ever."
B: *twitterpatter*

by KaitlynEva February 23, 2009

twitterwasted

When you waste good news by tweeting it rather than sharing with your friends face to face.

You twitterwasted your engagement announcement.

by akpeach June 23, 2010

Twittermated

Automated Twitter responses that are out of context because a bot program is responding to the mention of their account and not that actual mention.

Automated Twitter account.

I had a terrible experience at your restaurant @samplehere and I'm not sure I will be going back.

@sample restaurant Thanks for visiting us! Come again!

Ouch... #twittermated.

by @JonSpadeX February 19, 2013