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Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers
He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?
by p3orion December 27, 2013
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taste like shit

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!
Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.
by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013
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busted never trusted

a hideous person (usually a girl) that's also a triflin' liar
Dude 1: Damn, our hostess is so ugly!

Dude 2: Yea, and she said that our table would be ready 45 minutes ago!

Dude 3: She's busted never trusted!
by shawn123456 February 13, 2009
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Taster

Taster (N) - A really ugly girl (or guy) or a really attractive girl.
Taster (ADJ) - A chop packed too tightly out of a thick bong (ex: 9 mil purple illadelph) leaving the taste of a chop in ones mouth.

Taste (V) - A spontaneous collision or reaction resulting in physical or mental shock or (shookness)

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(N) Person 1: Ayy Jason, you pipe that taster last night?
Person 2: of course I piped that taster!

(ADJ) Person 1: You boutta take a taster Jimbo?

Person 2: I already just took a fat taster...

(V) Person 1: What did you think of that exam awal?
Person 2: I fuckin tasted it dude.
by austinfairchild November 15, 2018
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grass tastes bad

One of Rick Sanchez's weird phrases from the show Rick and Morty.
GRASS TASTES BAD
by TheGreatInsider August 25, 2017
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tasteful thickness

Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

-Patrick Bateman

"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.
Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"

Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."
by lxasylum December 2, 2009
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fridge taste

the taste that food aqquires after being in the fridge too long.
"oh man, you're chocolate tastes like the smell of your fridge, it's got fridge taste!"
"dude, that's disgusting, why?"
"cause your dang fridge smells bad, clean that shit up!"
by nickynoodle May 7, 2007
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