turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.

"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!

by NETransport November 17, 2020

Turquoise Wendelward

The best healer in all of Freehold

Vin: Wow, who is that dwarf who just healed all of my injuries in five seconds?
Nayash: That's Turquoise Wendelward. She's a better healer than I could ever hope to be.

by Nayash December 3, 2013

Turquoise Giraffe

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.

Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!

TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.

by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022