Turquoise Balls

When a man is both sexually deprived and jealous

"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"

"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."

"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"

by Yo Mama's skydiving accident November 9, 2020

Turquoise flag

When you meet someone new and at first you don't like them or their vibe, but later when u meet them more u start to like them

I didnt like Lana at first cause she was such a turquoise flag. she complined. but now were best friends

by jebem te u usta June 4, 2023

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Turquoise Wendelward

The best healer in all of Freehold

Vin: Wow, who is that dwarf who just healed all of my injuries in five seconds?
Nayash: That's Turquoise Wendelward. She's a better healer than I could ever hope to be.

by Nayash December 3, 2013