"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
by NETransport November 17, 2020
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021
When you meet someone new and at first you don't like them or their vibe, but later when u meet them more u start to like them
I didnt like Lana at first cause she was such a turquoise flag. she complined. but now were best friends
by jebem te u usta June 04, 2023
Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.
Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!
TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
by PopcornShrimpDildo March 31, 2022