david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 03, 2022
Weaseling your way into an institution that you couldn't possibly hope to have built yourself simply so you can subvert it for your own personal benefit that are at odds with what built that institution in the first place.
Named after Malcolm Turnbull, the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who joined the Australian Liberal Party even though his political and social views aligned with the Australian Labor Party. He worked against his leader, undermining Prime Minister Tony Abbott to knife him in the back and take the prime ministership - something he could never have obtained via a general election had he not been the incumbent.
Other examples include the subversion of long established fandoms such as Star Wars and Doctor Who and how the woke left now push their marxist agenda
Named after Malcolm Turnbull, the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who joined the Australian Liberal Party even though his political and social views aligned with the Australian Labor Party. He worked against his leader, undermining Prime Minister Tony Abbott to knife him in the back and take the prime ministership - something he could never have obtained via a general election had he not been the incumbent.
Other examples include the subversion of long established fandoms such as Star Wars and Doctor Who and how the woke left now push their marxist agenda
Russell T Davies and Ncuti Gatwa are Doing a Malcolm Turnbull with Doctor Who
Kathleen Kennedy has done a Malcolm Turnbull to Star Wars and Indiana Jones
Kathleen Kennedy has done a Malcolm Turnbull to Star Wars and Indiana Jones
by adventpassel May 26, 2024
Act of putting someone in the cuboard for 10 weeks the letting them drink scolding kettle water for days on end then extracting thier pancreas to sell
by Trevor tummer December 01, 2019