Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

turdburglariffic

Adjective.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.

See asstastic and craptacular.

Example 1: "I got home last night, and some asshat had broken in and stolen my collection of New Kids on the Block albums. That was turdburglariffic!"

Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."

by Woodrow Wordsworthless July 10, 2005

Turdgurgler

When a person kisses someone's ass so much that they acually gurgle on that person's feces.

Person one: Geez Sam is such a turdgurgler to Mr. Johnson. Person two: You know what, his breath did smell a bit shitty this morning.

by Conleycrew September 15, 2009

turdburglar

one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom

AHHH turd burglar

by stewart January 24, 2003

Turdburglar

-noun
1. A person who steals turds.

-verb (turdburgle)
1. The act of stealing one's turds

-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.

-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.

by The Grass is Green. September 8, 2010

turdburglar

So, little Johnny.. you don't want to flush the toilet after you poo, do you? Well, if you're going to be naughty like that, then you can.. but you'd better be prepared for the Turdburglar to come to your house, then..

He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^)

Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy!

Who's that scrawny sort slinking through the shadows with a sack of shite? Why.. that's a no-good, meddling TURDBURGLAR!!

by Cavia Porcellus March 13, 2010

turdburglar

The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner

That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand

by Colonel Cockenstein October 29, 2003