The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.
by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 15, 2007
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
Arguably the best day of the entire week!
Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.
Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.
Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.
Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.
Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.
Saturday: When the best parties are held
TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.
Also a reference of total randomness.
Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.
Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.
Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.
Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.
Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.
Saturday: When the best parties are held
TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.
Also a reference of total randomness.
Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.
Guy 2: On a Tuesday?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?
Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
Guy 2: On a Tuesday?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?
Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009
A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.
by Trafton May 30, 2004
When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.
by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018
by Gus Scott November 10, 2005
Only on Tuesdays some scary people get to do gay things, stalk people, nut and do other gay things. Be careful to survive Tuesdays because anything can happen.
by Loli Police Jad May 22, 2019