Trunking

Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.

"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."

"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012

elephant trunking

the process of smacking your penis across the face of a woman during sex

After I donkey punched that hoe I woke her up by elephant trunking her 6 times across the cheeks

by What is Gee April 25, 2009

Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.

Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.

by AbAbsurnwef54665465465wfwefwef May 9, 2019

Tree Trunking

Term used when a man with a huge penis rags a women hard.

Joey- Did you bed Kelly last nite
Pete- Yeah man i gave the biggest tree trunking you have ever seen. In the face!

by Joel Rice March 23, 2006

Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.

Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.

by ATXPLX August 22, 2008

Elephant Trunking

The act of inserting ones nose into the foreskin of a penis and blowing. Thus making a sound reminiscent of an elephant's trunk.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video (elephant trunkee) sent in the groupchat of (elephant trunker) elephant trunking him?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"

Guy 1: "Word"

by EatThePussyLikeAWatermelon February 3, 2019