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Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.
'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'
by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004
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law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.
I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan
by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010
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Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019
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Troian Bellisario

Troian Bellisario is THE most gorgeous 'Pretty Little Liar', and everyone is super jealous of her really long legs. She is also in a long term relationship with hump day hottie, Patrick J. Adams - In other words? Every girl who isn't blind like Jenna Cavanaugh wants to be her.

Basically, Troian Bellisario is the shit. End of conversation.
"I want the boots Troian Bellisario wore in the last episode of Pretty Little Liars"

"Her legs are so long they'd go up to your vajayjay"
by flapityjack August 22, 2011
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Trojan Warhelmet

Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.
I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.
by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006
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trojan text

when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students
fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text
by other dude February 24, 2011
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trojan man

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.
by Matt August 28, 2004
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