treeslammed

to be forcefully hit, struck, decked, or smacked by any object, not necessarily a tree.

1. While taking his morning jog, Rory was treeslammed onto his ass by a rogue labrador retriever.
2. Driving strong to the basket, the skinny Japanese warrior was treeslammed back to Shanghai by a 6 foot tall, 350 lb man named Dave who shouted, "Who's your daddy" in a loud boisterous voice, consequently chest bumping several of his buddies, who in turn erupt into arrogant, ethnocentric laughter and commence hurling racial slurs in the general direction of the prostrate Japanese tool immobilized on the ground...oh, and the basket didn't go in either.

by Kyle King August 31, 2004

treeslap

The guy that slaps trees

A: hey bro are you treeslap?
B: yes, i am
A: bro wtf

by Not fartmaster809 October 27, 2020

TreeSlap

that darn YouTuber that slaps he is just a slapping tho 😳😳😳😳

holy shit treeslap more like shit slap

by Pot :) October 27, 2020

TREESLAP

The guy that slaps trees

A: Bro are you Treeslap
B: Yes, I am
A: What the fuck

by Not fartmaster809 October 27, 2020

tressley

the sexiest, funniest, baddest babe of them all

tressley is the hottest girl in town.

by secret_ admirer December 4, 2021

Tressley

Don’t even get me started on this literal model. This girl is FLAWLESS. She’s a walking barbie and always lights up a room. She will speak her mind and always get everyone laughing. If you ever meet a Tressley, don’t ever let her get away because she’s literally the hottest and most fun girl i’ve ever met. She’s da bomb

I wish Tressley would give me a chance.

by secret_ admirer December 4, 2021

Tressley

Tressley is literally the hottest girl ik like she’s so fucking fine. She’s not only hot she is funny asf and genuinely has such a fun vibe. That girl is something special and any guy that gets her better take care of her because she’s fucking perfect

Tressley is fucking hot and funny and i’m going to make her my wife

by www.okokok.com May 9, 2022