Travesty

A name for a man that is sexy to a woman but unfortunately for the attracted woman swings the other way.

"Check out the hot guy in the 3-piece suit!"

"Forget about it, he's a travesty."

"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."

by Naughtia August 3, 2009

travesty

an extremely large (Magnum XL Black or Gold or larger) male genitalia.

Girl, Matt had such a TRAVESTY!

by Rita March 27, 2005

Travestial

The -ial form of travesty; possibly uppity sounding idk

You: Drops your phone
Me: "That is a travestial blunder."

by The All Knowing Bob March 6, 2024

Travestial

The -ial of travesty; very sophisticated

You: Drops your phone
Me: "That is a travestial blunder"

by The All Knowing Bob March 6, 2024

Trivestite

Being 3 or more sexes. Usually male, female, and other (possibly animal).

Used to describe someone so ugly and you cant tell there sex!

A cross between a Horse, Man, Woman

Zack: Look at that jank transvestite!
Adam: Bro, that might be a trivestite!

by 22mafia March 21, 2009

travesty throne

Something you might find yourself on after a long night of bad decision making. This usually involves quite a large dose of shame, an upset stomach and frequent flushing.

After a late night which included 8 beers and 5 shots followed up by a Crave Case, Andrew spent his Sunday in close proximity to the travesty throne.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 25, 2014

Travesterical

Adj. An artistic travesty of hysterical proportions.

"Wife took me to a Peter Greenaway film and I actually made it through without falling asleep."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."
"How was the movie?"
"Travesterical."
"That bad?"
"Worse."

by Moe Jewst August 6, 2016