A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.
"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
by Kall- April 05, 2008
by i am the 1 September 15, 2003
Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.
by TheIrishRover11 September 30, 2009
by Tezza November 11, 2003
A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?
2 days later..... I meant to text.
WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?
2 days later..... I meant to text.
WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. June 10, 2012
by Neon Angel October 30, 2003
by Dont Be A Tosser March 04, 2009