the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha
Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!
by sss359 October 26, 2006
A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
by bob landry February 10, 2006
1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
by Leafs Kick @$$ May 28, 2005
The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.
by suckonthattoronto November 18, 2010
Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK
by iejfiwkrfjhriofrjhkldks March 21, 2017
The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.
by swatymcswatit December 07, 2016