When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.
by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011
Get the Hungarian Tool Shedmug. Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.
Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
by McEffinFly October 6, 2009
Get the Tool Shed Factorymug. Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.
A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.
This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.
Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.
This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.
Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
Get the Tool-Shed Negromug. by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012
Get the back to the tool shedmug. David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.
by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011
Get the Coming out of the tool shedmug. (On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003
Get the Wacking Off In My Tool Shedmug. Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.
verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed
verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed
by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006
Get the omWacking Off In My Tool Shedmug.