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tongue punch the dirtstar

the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.
Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!
tongue punch the dirtstar by Drew November 15, 2003

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket 

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

tongue punch the wizard sleeve 

another name for eating a girl out. The definition of vagina in latin is The basic meaning of the Latin word vagina was a sheath – or scabbard for a sword. By association, Gladius (sword) was a common term for the penis.

tongue punch the golden ring 

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

tongue punch the bacon bag 

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

Tongue punch me in between my eyes 

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt