Tongue punch my fart box 

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

Tongue punch my fart box by TurdShark January 3, 2020

tongue punch the dirtstar

the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.

Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!

tongue punch the dirtstar by Drew November 15, 2003

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket 

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits

Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket by MootstoneMootstoneMootstone September 23, 2016

tongue punch the wizard sleeve 

another name for eating a girl out. The definition of vagina in latin is The basic meaning of the Latin word vagina was a sheath – or scabbard for a sword. By association, Gladius (sword) was a common term for the penis.

She let me tongue punch the wizard sleeve

tongue punch the wizard sleeve by 1970_chevelle June 3, 2015

tongue punch the golden ring 

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

tongue punch the golden ring by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

tongue punch the bacon bag 

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

tongue punch the bacon bag by Easy rock October 24, 2019

Tongue punch me in between my eyes 

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

Tongue punch me in between my eyes by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020