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toastie-toastie

The level of toastieness your toast has been toasted.
Daaanggg Bertha, your toast is toastie-toastie.
by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019
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Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.
"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."
by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022
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[Cheese Toastie]

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
by Kitty Catscratch January 3, 2009
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havana toastie

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.


This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
by Philly May 13, 2005
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toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.
Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.
by The food authority December 1, 2013
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Sex Toastie

A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!
Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!
by Lactose The Intolerant January 5, 2009
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cheese toastie

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"
by martini666 January 20, 2015
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