by selurmun March 29, 2011
A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.
by Retard-sex July 30, 2008
A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
by Thunder Cunt January 22, 2007
"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."
by 69dildo69 November 05, 2007
Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.
I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.
by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006
by Pussy-Fart September 19, 2017
One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.
1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.
Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt
Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt
by (Shadow) July 28, 2006