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The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
by Esp65p September 5, 2019
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what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.
sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!
by jaque louve March 10, 2005
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When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025
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