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Burning Down The Shed

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"What are you two doing tonight?"
"Burning Down The Shed"
by Conn! January 7, 2010
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A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
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Keep it in the shed

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When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.
"Hey why dont you lick my dick man"

"Whoa whoa keep it in the shed!"
by Andeeeeee November 10, 2007
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Behind the shed

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WHen you get a younger person behind a shed to kiss them
Hey Riley want to go behind the shed

Oh yeh Chloe sound good
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Painting The Shed

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To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.
"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
by Meg Roan November 1, 2007
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A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.
That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed
by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017
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Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015
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