Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016

Gay Rectangle

When a gay man and gay woman get married only to have their own same sex relationship with two others that are also married. Crating a rectangle of gay-ness.

So let me get this straight...Your wife is dating your boyfriends wife? What kind of Gay Rectangle is this?

by Emerkid January 03, 2021

Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

Rectangle Ass

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.

I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.

by captainbone February 15, 2017

golden rectangle

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.

Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.

by arcoladave November 13, 2013

Pocket-rectangle

a code name for phone, usually used in a case where you are carrying your phone around when it is banned.

This isn't a phone, it's a pocket-rectangle.

by vernica May 09, 2017