Quiff

noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.

*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?

by ApolloTloc March 18, 2008

quiff

a vaginal expulsion of gas often smelly

i was fuckin dis ho and she quiff'ed. damn it stank

by Psymonos March 24, 2003

quiff

A release of air from a lady.

Often occurs during doggy style intercourse, or if she is laughing or coughing.

Not to be confused with flatulence, because ladies never do that.

PPFFFFFFT*reverb*T. oh.. Oh.. Yeah!!

Don't mention anything. The quiff never happened.

by fides July 24, 2008

Quiff

1)a slang term for the female anatomy; a vagina.
2)Someone who is despised by you.

So I says to Mable, that Simon Cowell is some quiff.

by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006

Quiff

a Vagenital Fart

did she just have a quiff?

by GregV12 February 20, 2009

quiff

pussyslit, tufted pissflaps, female pudenda, woman

she's a DPQM=delectable piece of quiff meat

by butch mcgillicuddy January 25, 2004

quiff

quiff: a slut or cheap prostitute

20's slang

by brenz October 12, 2003