eat the pillow

To fall asleep suddenly.

I couldn't help but eat the pillow, I was so tired.

by Mauchey May 1, 2015

Sniffing the pillow

Slang term used for "getting fucked". Implying that whoever was getting fucked had their face "in the pillow", getting plowed from behind.

Dude, I totally had her sniffing the pillow.

by wheremyhoseat March 21, 2011

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

chocolate mint on the pillow

When one party or person takes a shit in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.

"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."

"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"

by phil cahoon April 12, 2010

Biting the Pillow

Particularily good sex, especially with a very hot male. Taken from the book "Breaking Dawn" in which case a hot male, Edward Cullen, has particularily good sex and bites several pillows in the process.

"So, have you 'done it' with Enrique yet?"
"Yeah, we've been biting the pillow all week!"

"Oh, my God, he is so hot!"
"Yeah, I'd bite a pillow with him."

by Penny Moriarty October 16, 2008

Fresh off the pillow cack

Like fresh off the pillow hair, except its your cack

I gave my girlfriend a hot karl when she sunk her teeth into my fresh off the pillow cack

by Fresh off the pillow cack April 13, 2003

Philo the Pillow

A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj

"Philo the Pillow" I yelled.
Ignores

by Chikabille February 21, 2021