the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

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Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.

"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."

by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010

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Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

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