those ladies at the torture chamber/cafeteria who serves weird ass lunch meals (or good meals but its pretty rare)
person 1: aw man those lunch ladies gave me expired meatballs!
person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch
person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch
by kittycatiez June 10, 2023

up baby mom who clings to the father of her child like it’s still 2012. Loud, petty, and always ready to serve up drama nobody ordered — just like the cafeteria worker who never left high school mentally. She's the type to call herself the “main one” even though he’s moved on 3 relationships ago.
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Bro, I’m done — my lunch lady baby mom pulled up to my girl’s job again.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025

To perform rough, yet intimate, lesbian sex. Trans people are also included in the hopping on lunch lady community.
by Pasoon brandon April 23, 2021

Lunch Lady
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
His baby mom is such a Lunch Lady — always causing problems and acting like she still runs the show.”
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025

Lunch Lady
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
His baby mom is such a Lunch Lady — always causing problems and acting like she still runs the show.”
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.
by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
