The happy humanist

An allen in a world of kens (barbie movie reference)

A chad feminist who respects women/other minorities , instead of getting brainwashed by collective ignorance.

Though she/he/they get downvotes a lot, they are brave enough to keep standing up against misogynists on UD

An intellectual being, that sees through misogyny, and combats it.

Someone who make women that have been harmed by everyday misogyny. feel safe, without even realizing it.

Person A: some user going by the happy humanist goes against the misogyny on UD even though they get a bunch of downvotes, that’s brave

girl B: OMG I love that person! I hope they get so much positive energy and good karma <33

by #1 Happy humanist fan August 24, 2023

the happy pirate

when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate

jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever

by bobdole117 June 17, 2010

The Happy Dance

Male masturbation.. Ya know, jerkin it.

Sometimes, when I'm all alone in my room and no one's watching, I do the happy dance.

by Half Ounce of Kush August 9, 2009

the happy camper

extended alternative of THC, Tetrahydrocannabinol.
The Happy Camper

Let's have fun when we go camping, we'll be the happiest campers there...

The happy camper stands for THC!

by xhiei September 16, 2010

The Happy Chaplain

When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"

She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021

The happy krill

Scary deepcord man who blocks everyone in his path. He makes “art” and blocks people who downvote it. 1505 is a bad number

I am blocking you!
-The Happy Krill 9:03pm

by Shonks_wilham November 29, 2021

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023