Punch in the cunt

Describes effective means of firmly illustrating a person's (predominantly, however not always female) character flaws.

Especially useful in fringe/rural areas; may receive unfavorable response in metropolitan regions/cafe's.

"That bitch needs a fucking punch in the cunt."

"sounds like she needs a punch in the cunt."

by MonkeyMark February 26, 2009

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Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

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Punching the cunt out of someone

To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.

“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”

by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

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lisa the cunt

Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.

"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"

by Nitro88 June 30, 2014

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shit the cunt

An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.

"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"
OR
*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"

by tiediedemon December 26, 2007

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