Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Slipping Through The Cracks

Getting through a particularly difficult situation without getting caught or suffering the consequences that most others suffer.

Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.

The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.

by BravoSierra June 1, 2011

fall between the cracks

to be ignored, overlooked, or forgotten.

It looks like the real issues are about to fall between the cracks.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2010

through the cracks

Some fall through the cracks, others peek through.

Falling through the cracks, many Americans took to the streets in massive protest of racial injustice and police brutality. Peeking through the cracks, many Americans watched in fear as the streets were filled with anger and pain they could hardly comprehend.

by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

fall through the cracks

unintentionally ignored or disregarded

the "working poor" are those who fall through the cracks
-Beres

by mamaaM May 29, 2018

Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009