One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es

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by sdasas November 12, 2003

Irish binoculars

Describes one's vision when they are extremely drunk.

That chick Gary took home from the bar was sooo ugly, he must of had the Irish binoculars on.

by HoolioQ2 December 21, 2008

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019

Sticky Binoculars

What happens when a freelance writer named Gary spots a group of young boys at the playground in Mystic

Damnnnn dog I just picked up these sticky binoculars next to the swing set and now my fingers are glued together. That must’ve been Gary, he writes for the New York Times, WSJ, CNN and FOX.

by GaryFreelances December 2, 2024

african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.

Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.

by Hamburbger June 12, 2021